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Jake White says "You're shit! So are you, and you - you as well."

Not having a job is obviously starting to get to Jake White; the endless days spent watching the South African versions of Jeremy Kyle, Cash In The Attic and In The Night Garden has obviously pushed him to the the edge. His desperation to gain new employment is such that he has used this week's trip to London to raise his profile - by abusing people in the paper.

In the former World Cup winner's firing line are Danny Cipriani, Peter de Villiers, John Smit and probably quite a few other as well if you take the time to look closely enough.

Cipriani is a SHIT fly-half, de Villiers is a SHIT coach, Smit is a SHIT tigh-head, and the Boks' back-row are SHIT because they are not big enough.  He then went on a long rant about how summers are not warm enough, that Mars bars used to be bigger and that Oasis have done nothing decent since 1996 (he's right about that one though).

Bet the job offers come flooding in after this.

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Jake White says "You're shit! So are you, and you - you as well."

Not having a job is obviously starting to get to Jake White; the endless days spent watching the South African versions of Jeremy Kyle, Cash In The Attic and In The Night Garden has obviously pushed him to the the edge. His desperation to gain new employment is such that he has used this week's trip to London to raise his profile - by abusing people in the paper.

In the former World Cup winner's firing line are Danny Cipriani, Peter de Villiers, John Smit and probably quite a few other as well if you take the time to look closely enough.

Cipriani is a SHIT fly-half, de Villiers is a SHIT coach, Smit is a SHIT tigh-head, and the Boks' back-row are SHIT because they are not big enough.  He then went on a long rant about how summers are not warm enough, that Mars bars used to be bigger and that Oasis have done nothing decent since 1996 (he's right about that one though).

Bet the job offers come flooding in after this.