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Olivier Azam adds to his history of ultra-violence

With Olivier Azam now banned for 12 weeks for attempting to play part of the intro to Queen's "We Will Rock You" on Steve Borthwick's kite, it make us realise that they just don't make them like the Frenchman anymore. 

Hookers these days are either all small and rubbish sensible, like Lee Mears; or small and psychotic, like Dylan Hartley.  Of course there are slightly bigger ones around, like Swarzewski, but he is too good looking.  Really, there is no-one that has the heady cocktail of size, ugliness and psychopathy that is Azam.

Remember, he has just returned from a nine-week ban for eye-gouging.  In fact, the Gloucester loony's history of violence is long and hideous.  Given that, and his age, rumour has it that the Metropolitan Police want to talk to him in connection with the Jack The Ripper murders.  They are following a tip-off that Catherine Eddowes played prop opposite Olivier in a youth tournament in 1871. 

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Olivier Azam adds to his history of ultra-violence

With Olivier Azam now banned for 12 weeks for attempting to play part of the intro to Queen's "We Will Rock You" on Steve Borthwick's kite, it make us realise that they just don't make them like the Frenchman anymore. 

Hookers these days are either all small and rubbish sensible, like Lee Mears; or small and psychotic, like Dylan Hartley.  Of course there are slightly bigger ones around, like Swarzewski, but he is too good looking.  Really, there is no-one that has the heady cocktail of size, ugliness and psychopathy that is Azam.

Remember, he has just returned from a nine-week ban for eye-gouging.  In fact, the Gloucester loony's history of violence is long and hideous.  Given that, and his age, rumour has it that the Metropolitan Police want to talk to him in connection with the Jack The Ripper murders.  They are following a tip-off that Catherine Eddowes played prop opposite Olivier in a youth tournament in 1871.