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Crap Lookalikes: Jasper Carrott/ Dewi Morris

Dewicarrott

Mudster Mike Melrose has pointed out to us the uncanny resemblance between Dewi Morris and the formerly quite funny Brummie comic who now spends his time either starring in sitcoms so lacking humour you want to paint your eyeballs black to make them stop, or hosting gameshows of such soul-sapping banality that you wish the movie 2012 would actually happen.   

As Mike rightly says, "A bit ironic really since Jasper Carrott is known for being a comedian, and yet Dewi Morris is now making a career out of being a miserable old grouch for Sky Sports!"  I agree, except I would replace 'miserable old grouch', with 'clueless, wittering nonentity who tactically seems to think it is still 1995' 

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December 15, 2009 in Crap lookalikes | Permalink|

Comments

If this is what you think of poor old Dewi. Can't wait for the post on Stuart Barnes. Keep them coming.

Posted by: UnmixedMaster | Dec 16, 2009 8:18:46 AM

AHHH! Beat me to it UnmixedMaster!

I feel for Dewi (in a non-pseudo-sexual way) having to sit next to and show a modicum of pleasantness towards Barnes.

Posted by: BigR | Dec 16, 2009 12:05:57 PM

I think painting your eyeballs to stop them working is a bit harsh, I normally only think about doing that watching Ian Balshaw.

Posted by: ScrumGuru | Dec 17, 2009 7:44:40 PM

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