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SHIT/GOOD™ Ratings: Heineken Cup, round 3

The computer, now powered by a GoGo Pets Hamster, has been on and it has spoken its special brand of binary related rugby truth. What are your nominations this week.

SHIT

Iain Balshaw - Won man of the match vs Dragons, but is still SHIT for two reasons: 1) anything achieved against the Dragons automatically has points deducted; and 2) because we say he is, and we are clinging to that assertion with the kind of dogma normally reserved for the higher echelons of the Roman Catholic churchor people who think that twittering tosspot Michael McIntyre is funny.

Leicester's defence - Unless you are part of an illegal spread betting scam, it's never good to concede 40 points.  Conceding 40 points for the first time in your history in the The Big Cup against a side you have to play again in a week's time is even worse.

Blues 15 - 9 Toulouse - That's 80 minutes of life we'll never get back.

GOOD

Dimitri Yachvili - With 22 individual points, he was the real star of the Biarritz demolition job on the Dragons, not that lollypop-stick constructed blonde fool above.

Ian Humphreys - Let's face it the Ulsterman should be in this category every week for his magnificent face furniture alone, but he is definitely in this week after a masterful display that took Stade Francais down

Chris Ashton - Two more tries for the Saints winger in a season that looks to be shaping up to be the one that truly marks the arrival of the results his talent has always promised.  This boy could be England's Shane, or certainly the nearest thing to a new St Jason of Robinson we could hope for.  If that plank Banahahahahahan gets into the Six Nations squad ahead of him then I just may end it all, for nothing in the world will ever be good again

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SHIT/GOOD™ Ratings: Heineken Cup, round 3

The computer, now powered by a GoGo Pets Hamster, has been on and it has spoken its special brand of binary related rugby truth. What are your nominations this week.

SHIT

Iain Balshaw - Won man of the match vs Dragons, but is still SHIT for two reasons: 1) anything achieved against the Dragons automatically has points deducted; and 2) because we say he is, and we are clinging to that assertion with the kind of dogma normally reserved for the higher echelons of the Roman Catholic churchor people who think that twittering tosspot Michael McIntyre is funny.

Leicester's defence - Unless you are part of an illegal spread betting scam, it's never good to concede 40 points.  Conceding 40 points for the first time in your history in the The Big Cup against a side you have to play again in a week's time is even worse.

Blues 15 - 9 Toulouse - That's 80 minutes of life we'll never get back.

GOOD

Dimitri Yachvili - With 22 individual points, he was the real star of the Biarritz demolition job on the Dragons, not that lollypop-stick constructed blonde fool above.

Ian Humphreys - Let's face it the Ulsterman should be in this category every week for his magnificent face furniture alone, but he is definitely in this week after a masterful display that took Stade Francais down

Chris Ashton - Two more tries for the Saints winger in a season that looks to be shaping up to be the one that truly marks the arrival of the results his talent has always promised.  This boy could be England's Shane, or certainly the nearest thing to a new St Jason of Robinson we could hope for.  If that plank Banahahahahahan gets into the Six Nations squad ahead of him then I just may end it all, for nothing in the world will ever be good again