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Deconstructing WRU man Roger Lewis's PR guff re: Lee Byrne

Lewis: "I used to be TV and music exec you know?  This explains my dead, shark-black eyes"

Roger speaks, we translate - it's that simple.

Roger Lewis "It has been an extremely difficult time for the player, but we have been determined to give him all the support he needed to achieve this fair resolution of a difficult matter."
B&M Translation "It has been a very difficult time for the player, but we have no other proper full-back available so we shat ourselves and threw the lawyers at it."

RL "It has not been an easy decision either for the original independent committtee hearing the evidence or the appeal panel and I applaud them all on their diligence in this matter."
B&M "This was a very easy decision for them, as we all know most people from Bridgend can't count, and you can't hold that against them, or Lee, really." 

RL"I hope this sends out a message to the followers of Welsh rugby that the WRU is an organisation which will always stand by individuals who deserve and need our help."
B&M "... the WRU is an organisation which will always stand by individuals who deserve and need our help.  Unless your name is Mike Ruddock"

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Deconstructing WRU man Roger Lewis's PR guff re: Lee Byrne

Lewis: "I used to be TV and music exec you know?  This explains my dead, shark-black eyes"

Roger speaks, we translate - it's that simple.

Roger Lewis "It has been an extremely difficult time for the player, but we have been determined to give him all the support he needed to achieve this fair resolution of a difficult matter."
B&M Translation "It has been a very difficult time for the player, but we have no other proper full-back available so we shat ourselves and threw the lawyers at it."

RL "It has not been an easy decision either for the original independent committtee hearing the evidence or the appeal panel and I applaud them all on their diligence in this matter."
B&M "This was a very easy decision for them, as we all know most people from Bridgend can't count, and you can't hold that against them, or Lee, really." 

RL"I hope this sends out a message to the followers of Welsh rugby that the WRU is an organisation which will always stand by individuals who deserve and need our help."
B&M "... the WRU is an organisation which will always stand by individuals who deserve and need our help.  Unless your name is Mike Ruddock"