London Welsh deny that they have completely lost their bloody minds
Soon-to-not-be-in-London Welsh have clarified that their board and coach have not had a collective mental breakdown akin to a French selection meeting, and that they will NOT be signing Gavin Henson from his current position teetering on the edge of parody.
"We've enough to do with currently trying to find a new ground," an Old Deer Park spokesman said, "the last thing we need is to spend time risk assessing whether Henson might piss in an old lady's face while riding on a bus past Kew Gardens."
"We wouldn't be willing to take that on for Jamie Roberts, never mind that curiously orange, sub-ITV4 fodder. And has no-one else noticed that he's been playing like a genetic splice of Nick de Luca and a mahogany cabinet for about three years?"
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