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Panic as British & Irish Lions documentary swearing likely to be down by 50%

"Oi you there! Cunt! Yes you, you cunting cunt! You're a cunt!"

The news that Shaun Edwards will not tour with the Lions next summer has been met with raised eyebrows among fans and media alike.  But this is nothing compared to the all out panic at the head office of the Lions documentary production company.

Head of Flyonthewallness, John Sturgeon, said, "We knew with Shaun there that we would not have to worry about keeping up the quotient of the word 'Cunt' that the viewing public expect.  Now he's not going we have to look elsewhere for this, and we're just praying that Andy Farrell is as prevalent with the potty mouth and scowling as his former team-mate"

Lions fan, Paul Flaps, commented, "Given that I'm probably going to have to put up with Chris Ashton's chuntering and so-called comedy quips all the way through the doc, I was banking on Shaun to stop me wanting to ram kebab skewers in my eye and ear cavities."

"This news, coupled with the likelihood that Haskell will be called up as injury cover at some point is enought to make a bloke start watching football."

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Panic as British & Irish Lions documentary swearing likely to be down by 50%

"Oi you there! Cunt! Yes you, you cunting cunt! You're a cunt!"

The news that Shaun Edwards will not tour with the Lions next summer has been met with raised eyebrows among fans and media alike.  But this is nothing compared to the all out panic at the head office of the Lions documentary production company.

Head of Flyonthewallness, John Sturgeon, said, "We knew with Shaun there that we would not have to worry about keeping up the quotient of the word 'Cunt' that the viewing public expect.  Now he's not going we have to look elsewhere for this, and we're just praying that Andy Farrell is as prevalent with the potty mouth and scowling as his former team-mate"

Lions fan, Paul Flaps, commented, "Given that I'm probably going to have to put up with Chris Ashton's chuntering and so-called comedy quips all the way through the doc, I was banking on Shaun to stop me wanting to ram kebab skewers in my eye and ear cavities."

"This news, coupled with the likelihood that Haskell will be called up as injury cover at some point is enought to make a bloke start watching football."

Do you fancy doing some Rugby Betting? Unsure where to head to, to get the best odds? Why not check the bwin betting site today and take advantage of their fantastic odds!