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The sun is setting on the day of victory for the Lions, so that means it's time to pour some two-stroke into the famous ratings computer's engine and fire it up for its output of bile and benediction regarding the Lions players' performance. Give us your comments in the, er, comments…
Leigh Halfpenny – GOOD. The fullback was solid in his job both with his hands and off the kicking tee. Positioning was very good, something he is rarely given credit for, and hit the line well when he chose to.
George North – GOOD. His try was of the highest quality, a powerful burst and a change of direction that would cause most people of his dimensions to topple like a giraffe on rohypnol. But his defensive work, while slow to get going – he was hesitant when Genia ran at him for Folau's first try – was also first rate, including a magnificent choke tackle that led to the Lions scrum in the Aus 22 late in the game. Which they duly ballsed up, but that was hardly his fault. Black mark against him for the Delon Armitage style point and showboat as he scored. We all love you George, please don't become a bit of a twat.
Brian O'Driscoll – SHIT. Controversial decision by the computer this one. But, for all his very GOOD work in defence and attack, he gave away two penalties at the breakdown after it was very clear that the ref would not stand for what he was doing and if Aus had better kickers that would've lost the game. Regardless of whether BOD thought he was right and Pollock was wrong, a man of his experience and class must react to the ref better as next time Australia may not miss.
Jonathan Davies – GOOD. Not a barnstormer, but did enough in a fitful team performance.
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Attention was drawn this week to Telegraph rugby journo Mick Cleary's stab at picking a Lions Test team after the Autumn Internationals but prior to the start of the Six Nations. Below is the XV he put forward, which you can see in pictorial format with Mick's explanations here (SHIT/GOOD™ Ratings of selections added below by the famous B&M Computer)
1. Alex Corbisiero – SHIT
2. Tom Youngs – SHIT
3. Dan Cole – SHIT - "The best tight-head in world rugby" said Cleary, apparently with a straight face.
4. Joe Launchbury – SHIT
5. Geoff Parling – GOOD
6. Tom Wood – GOOD
7. Chris Robshaw – SHIT
8. Jamie Heaslip – GOOD
9. Ben Youngs – SHIT
10. Jonny Sexton – GOOD
11. Craig Gilroy – GOOD
12. Brad Barritt – SHIT
13. Manu Tuilagi – SHIT
14. Tim Visser – GOOD
15. Leigh Halfpenny – DOUBLEPLUSGOOD
If Cleary were here in the B&M Basement, he would no doubt argue that this team was picked after the Autumn Internationals and based on the form shown in those games. Or, to put it another way, "England beat the All Blacks, so they must be ace! Stick nine of them in the Test team!" Which is, frankly, unforgivably lax journalism from someone who makes a living from writing about rugby.