Video: Battle of the Balls, with Leigh Halfpenny
Video: Steve Thompson's 75-yard try for England Legends
Tonight saw the England vs Australia legends match at The Stoop, the undoubted highlight of which was this try from Steve Thompson hanging out on the wing.
Thommo, looking not unlike a painted egg on legs, first showed some dazzling footwork to get around his wing and then threw a riduculous dummy before running it in.
Video: Worst touch judge error in history. FACT.
I'm not usually one for slagging off officials (much), but this is a 42-carat humdinger here from Aussie RL. It's the fact that the touchie is standing off the field when it happens and the player is EVEN FURTHER OFF THE FIELD THAT HE IS when he plays the ball.
Video: Ben Kay on THAT knock-on in 2003 RWC Final
Here's Ben Kay telling us about him spilling the ball over the line in 2003. However, he doesn't offer to buy me a pint to replace the one I tipped all over myself jumping out of my armchair when he did it, which is disappointing.
Over the next couple of weeks Heathrow Express will be releasing teaser videos in the build up to the England v Australia legend match, featuring the heroic teams from 2003 Rugby World Cup taking place at Twickenham Stoop on 31st October.
Keep an eye on the Heathrow Express YouTube channel for more teasers.
Rugby League World Cup is nearly here...
While this blog is RU focused, being a Lancashire lad I do love my Rugby League as well, so I'm actually quite excited about the RL World Cup coming up. Very much hoping the Aussies do an New Zealand RU and find some way of ballsing it up.
But they won't.
Autumn Internationals are coming at Murrayfield
Video: South Africa 27 - 38 New Zealand, highlights
If you can bring yourself to be put through this craphouse of a match again, here are the highlights
Rugby Video: Lions RAW trailer
It's nearly time for the latest behind the scenes Lions doc to be released, and here is a teaser.
There are many reasons to buy this DVD, but the main one is that Stephen Jones of The Times has come out publicly to say he hates it.
That should be what they put on the box "As despised by the hateful moustache Stephen Jones", it would sell in droves.
It's out on 28 October but you can pre-order now on Amazon - you know it makes sense.
Video: Matt Stevens MURDERING a Santana song
There's a lot of social media chat about Matt Stevens doing a decent job of "Mack the Knife" on BT Sport today. So, in the name of balance, here he is, probably off his head on nosebag absolutely mutilating "Smooth" by Santana, dressed as one of The Persuaders and dancing like a stroke patient.
Rugby Video: I've seen some decent offloads in my time...
...but this one is a cracker.
Kieran Reid vs Argentina at the weekend.