Crap Lookalikes: Jasper Carrott/ Dewi Morris
Mudster Mike Melrose has pointed out to us the uncanny resemblance between Dewi Morris and the formerly quite funny Brummie comic who now spends his time either starring in sitcoms so lacking humour you want to paint your eyeballs black to make them stop, or hosting gameshows of such soul-sapping banality that you wish the movie 2012 would actually happen.
As Mike rightly says, "A bit ironic really since Jasper Carrott is known for being a comedian, and yet Dewi Morris is now making a career out of being a miserable old grouch for Sky Sports!" I agree, except I would replace 'miserable old grouch', with 'clueless, wittering nonentity who tactically seems to think it is still 1995'
December 15, 2009 in Crap lookalikes | Permalink | Comments (3) |
Crap Lookalikes: Shane Geraghty/Johnathan Ansell
Shane Geraghty, inside-back of Northampton, is a young blonde man just about to realise his potential in his chosen profession after recently leaving his previous club.
Johnathan Ansell, lead singer of cod-opera quartet G4, is a young blonde man who far exceeded his potential by mangling previously brilliant songs in a stupid high-pitched nasal drone accompanied by three odd-looking, hairy mates in suits.
September 28, 2009 in Crap lookalikes | Permalink | Comments (3) |
Crap Lookalikes: James Hook/Mole Rat
Many thanks to Nell Plant for this one, outstanding Lions kit photoshoppage.
June 17, 2009 in British Lions, Crap lookalikes | Permalink | Comments (2) |
Crap Lookalikes: Jamie Roberts/Desperate Dan
Ringers. Also. the wrecking ball Wales centre looks like he's been on a few of Dan's cow pies as well
February 11, 2009 in Crap lookalikes, Wales | Permalink | Comments (0) |
Crap Lookalikes: Michael Lynagh/Matthew Perry
November 18, 2008 in Australia, Crap lookalikes | Permalink | Comments (0) |
Crap lookalikes: Jonny Wilkinson/Achilles
The hero of England Rugby and the hero of the War of Troy. Achilles is famous for his warrior endeavors and also having a human body part, the Achilles tendon, named after an injury he sustained in battle. Time will tell if future generations will have the Wilkinson shoulder, hamstring, knee, neck, ankle or ...you get the point.
September 14, 2008 in Crap lookalikes | Permalink | Comments (1) |
Crap lookalikes: Stuart Lancaster/Arnold Rimmer
This one wings its way in from bloodster Karl Peters (and his missus). Lancaster is struggling to turn Leeds round at the minute, but at least he's not floating through space indefintitely as a hologram, stuck with his own personal nemesis.
January 31, 2008 in Crap lookalikes | Permalink | Comments (2) |
Crap lookalikes: Russ Abbot/Lawrence Dallaglio
Oh what an atmosphere, Lol loves a party with a happy atmosphere,
So let him take you there, and soon you'll be all over a Sunday pa-a-per.
Many thanks to BloodReader Ruggerbugger2002, who decribes himself as "an anonymous Wasps fan from Kent", for this cracking submission. Don't forget to send you Crap lookalikes to this address.
January 29, 2008 in Crap lookalikes, England | Permalink | Comments (0) |
Crap lookalikes: Danny Cipriani/Rachel Stevens
The latest England player not be selected ahead of Saint Jonny and the former S Club 7 vixen who currently resides on the pop scrapheap. A heady mix I'm sure you'll agree.
January 21, 2008 in Crap lookalikes, England | Permalink | Comments (0) |
Crap lookalikes: George Chuter/Brian Blessed
Gordon's aliiiive! It's the Leicester man and the shouty actor.
January 17, 2008 in Crap lookalikes, England | Permalink | Comments (0) |
